monetizeyourcat:

a tough opponent

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bordellp replied to your photo “I’m laying on a bed that doesn’t have any sheets on it, wearing…”

all you’re missing is a bottle of franzia

i thought franzia only came in boxes

#bordellp  

preludetowind:

Kiki’s Delivery Service (1989)

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washingtonpost:

Short-eared elephant shrews, black-footed ferrets, baby giant pandas and more — this interactive graphic looks at every animal born last year at the Smithsonian’s Conservation Biology Institute.

Man. My stomach really hurts. 

Pro tip: Don’t eat a whole bowl of macaroni in 2 minutes. Eat varied meals with multiple food groups. Chew your food. Take your time. Don’t eat late at night. 

#cw  #food  #eating  

I’m laying on a bed that doesn’t have any sheets on it, wearing lingerie that I got on clearance for $4 at Gordmans this afternoon. My stomach hurts.
There’s a mosquito floating around in here.

Don’t you wish you were here right now. 



ladycrappo:

I want to believe.

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ursulatheseabitchh:

ohsoswiftly:

Reacting to Blue Ivy

Lorde looks like an alien who is desperately trying to replicate human emotion so her cover isn’t blown.

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yungmethuselah:

yungmethuselah:

How come Beyoncé wears crystal-studded leotards, 6” heels and fishnets, but she dresses Blue Ivy, her baby, in regular baby clothes? It really makes you think.

How come Beyoncé chooses to drink alcohol but doesn’t have Blue Ivy drink it? Why is Blue Ivy always being carried around? Why is she so short?

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terrakion:

hollywoodgonzalez:

I legitimately can’t tell the difference

this is actually so rude and like super gross? like okay i get it hes not the cutest but like why would you compare him to benedict cumberbatch?

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phoenixfloaz:

The Scully Effect

One of the most frustrating aspects of this scarcity is that we know just how significant an influence powerful female, scientist role models can have on young women.

Perhaps the most prominent example of this power has come to be known as the “Scully Effect.” Named for Special Agent Dana Scully, the medical doctor and FBI agent who was one half of the investigative team on “The X-Files”, the Scully Effect accounts for the notable increase in women who pursued careers in science, medicine, and law enforcement as a result of living with Dana Scully over the nine years “The X-Files” ran on Fox.

The show has been off the air for more than a decade. Yet the character of Dana Scully remains a powerful example of how a dynamic female character whose primary pursuit is science—not romantic relationships—can have a lasting impact on our culture.

— by Christopher Zumski Finke (x)

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whatwepretend:

"Don’t Tell Me To Smile: A No-Nonsense Guide to Street Harassment"

-A zine by Arlene Barrow (whatwepretend) and Annie Barrow (malheureuseandmaladroite)

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abattoir-blues:

He’s the best.

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Shout out to these leggings which are awesome and make my butt look awesome. Thumbs up.